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Quick E of the Day

“Spring break cannot get here fast enough.”

Freshman

Pre-business

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“Why does it seem like all of the departments get together and plan their

exams for the SAME WEEK?!?”

Freshman

Business

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“Thanks to the three guys in the Dodge Ram pick-up who stopped, stared and then drove off while two girls tried to uncover their little Honda Accord at 11 p.m. at night by the stadium!”

Freshman

Pre-business

Freshman

Communication disorders

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“When I die, I want to go like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming like the passengers in his car.”

Senior

Computer engineering

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“So the Campus Crusaders are going to ‘grow in Christ’ in Panama City Beach in Florida, hmm? Maybe I’ll reclassify my Spring Break road trip

as a ‘spiritual journey’ and see if I can get anyone to sponsor me…”

Freshman

Philosophy

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“A ‘Safe Zone’: That zone where INTOLERANCE and IGNORANCE do not exist, but where ACCEPTANCE, friendship, and love for fellow human beings reign.”

Junior

Chemistry

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“Don’t you think that if Roberts is a 24-hour computer lab, the outside

doors should be unlocked so people can get in??”

Freshman

Elementary education

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E-mail one-sentence Quick Es to [email protected]. edu with “Quick E” as the subject. Include year in school and major. All Quick Es will be anonymous.