Quick Es
March 6, 1998
Letter to the Editor
QUICK E OF THE DAY
“It makes me mad that my neighbor always comes over and wants to scan his butt on my scanner.”
Senior
Computer engineering
Sports Quick E of the Day
“Our gymnastics team is the absolute best! You girls rock the house!”
Freshman
Accounting
“I think The September 29th Movement should re-focus their efforts at protecting the rights of midgets and amputees.”
Junior
Biology
“I was glad to see in Wednesday’s Daily that they finally opened an ISU Child Care Center that provides ‘fun and educational care’ for faculty.”
Senior
Industrial technology
“Food service has fish on Ash Wednesday and other Catholic observation days, so why don’t they serve anything during Rammadon?”
Senior
Computer engineering
“Why are blue Papermate pens so hard to find around here?”
Freshman
Pre-business
“The Bible is NOT one unit, but a collection of individual books written
by different humans, from different perspectives, at different times, with different agendas.”
Junior
Environmental science and Spanish
“Good luck to the Cyclone hockey team in their tournament games from their fans on Tappan House.”
Sophomore
Animal science and pre-vet
“If a person with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide, would
that be considered a hostage situation?”
Junior
Construction engineering
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