Quick Es

Letter to the Editor

QUICK E OF THE DAY

“It makes me mad that my neighbor always comes over and wants to scan his butt on my scanner.”

Senior

Computer engineering


Sports Quick E of the Day

“Our gymnastics team is the absolute best! You girls rock the house!”

Freshman

Accounting



“I think The September 29th Movement should re-focus their efforts at protecting the rights of midgets and amputees.”

Junior

Biology


“I was glad to see in Wednesday’s Daily that they finally opened an ISU Child Care Center that provides ‘fun and educational care’ for faculty.”

Senior

Industrial technology


“Food service has fish on Ash Wednesday and other Catholic observation days, so why don’t they serve anything during Rammadon?”

Senior

Computer engineering


“Why are blue Papermate pens so hard to find around here?”

Freshman

Pre-business


“The Bible is NOT one unit, but a collection of individual books written

by different humans, from different perspectives, at different times, with different agendas.”

Junior

Environmental science and Spanish


“Good luck to the Cyclone hockey team in their tournament games from their fans on Tappan House.”

Sophomore

Animal science and pre-vet


“If a person with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide, would

that be considered a hostage situation?”

Junior

Construction engineering


E-mail one-sentence Quick Es to [email protected]. edu with “Quick E” as the subject. Include year in school and major. All Quick Es will be anonymous.