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Quick E of the Day

“What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?”

Junior

Animal ecology

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“If they are going to raise the cost of living in the dorms, they can at least provide decent toilet paper.”

Junior

Agricultural engineering

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“I was thrown out of college for cheating on a metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the guy sitting next to me.”

Senior

Management information

systems

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“To all the so-called ‘minority groups’ who cry for attention every time you feel oppressed by the university, thank you for making me what I fear the most … a racist.”

Senior

Marketing

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“Since we had a day of classes cancelled, shouldn’t we be entitled to a tuition refund?”

Freshman

Metallurgical engineering

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“I think our TAs are actually indentured servants paying off their

transport to ‘The America.'”

Freshman

Pre-architecture

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“Is anyone else sick of seeing plagiarized Quick Es??? If you don’t have

anything original to say, don’t write in!!!”

Sophomore

Undecided

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“Does Cy-Ride training include how to drive through puddles to most

effectively drench pedestrians?”

Freshman

Pre-journalism and mass communication

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“No one knows how you feel until you tell them, and no one can change until you do.”

Junior

Accounting

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“I hereby form the Bowel Movement, with the intention of relieving the anal

retentiveness of Ames. In the immortal words of Jack Nicholson, ‘This town needs an enema.'”

Sophomore

Design

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E-mail one-sentence Quick Es to [email protected]. edu with “Quick E” as the subject. Include year in school and major. All Quick Es will be anonymous.