Quick Es
March 10, 1998
Letter to the Editor
Quick E of the Day
“There are three kinds of people in the world … those who can count, and those who can’t.”
Junior
Family and consumer sciences
“KURE should play some New Kids on the Block tunes!!”
Sophomore
Communication disorders
“Thank you very much to the guys of New Life Group who helped me get my car to the stadium (you guys are the best) and to the older gentleman with the plow who plowed all of us out of the parking lot. It was greatly
appreciated!”
Freshman
Marketing
“What is that big yellow ball of fire in the sky?”
Senior
Sociology
“Thank you to the three guys who helped me get unstuck and dug a space for me in front of Willow hall Sunday night.”
Junior
History
“Effective immediately: Quarantine of Stange house. If you enter the floor, please don’t expect to leave in good health.”
Sophomore
Music education
“No matter how many Oscars ‘Titanic’ wins or how much money it makes, ‘Star Wars’ will still be the better movie.”
Freshman
Biology
“Late to bed, early to rise, makes a man pooped, poor and a college student.”
Senior
Chemical engineering
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