Letter to the Editor

Quick E of the Day

“Friends help you move. Good friends help you move dead bodies.”

Sophomore

LAS

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Sports Quick E of the Day

“Is it wrong if I fall to my knees three times a day and facing the hockey arena, chant, “Al Murdoch, we’re not worthy?”

Freshman

Chemical Engineering

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“Wouldn’t it be nice if intolerance became the exception rather than the

rule, and we didn’t need ‘Safe Zone’ stickers?”

Graduate student

Psychology

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“The Cy-Ride drivers need to drive more gently when they have dominoes…er, standing passengers aboard.”

Junior

German

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“Why can’t the people in Oak Hall take 30 seconds of their precious time,

to wash their hands after going to the bathroom? I can hear everything they do in there, and it doesn’t make me want to touch the door knob after they do.”

Freshman

Interior design

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“I just wrote my 666th check to DPS. Coincidence? I think not!”

Sophomore

Business

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“To everyone (especially Bulls fans) who think the thing with Nykesha

Sales is a travesty — no one would be having a problem with it if it were

Michael Jordan receiving the freebie!”

Freshman

Construction engineering

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“Dear Food Service,

Here is the correct recipe for grape juice: one part frozen grape juice concentrate and THREE parts water; please use it.”

Sophomore

Metallurgical engineering

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E-mail one-sentence Quick Es to [email protected]. edu with “Quick E” as the subject. Include year in school and major. All Quick Es will be anonymous.