Letter to the Editor

“I really wish that the seats in Food Science 2432 weren’t so close together.”

Freshman

Accounting

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“Why do all you girls drink my beer; can’t you just once be generous and

buy some yourselves?”

Sophomore

Exercise sport science

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“To the guy in my girlfriend’s Physics 221 workshop: Keep your eyes to

yourself or your picture will end up on the amputee web page.”

Freshman

Aerospace engineering

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“I just helped an engineering major feel self-actualized, and there was not a slide rule in sight.”

Sophomore

Pre-med

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“What’s the deal with that smell in Science I?? You would think if the university would pay over a million dollars for a “score” board, they could spend a few hundred to fumigate the place!”

Junior

Computer engineering

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“Michelob DRY: Proud sponsor of Veishea ’98.”

Junior

Biology

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“Why is it that every time I cross the street in front of Maple-Willow-Larch,

I have a near death experience? The cars really need to slow down!!”

Sophomore

Community health education