Letter to the Editor

Quick E of the Day

“Where there is thought, confusion reigns.”

Senior

Computer science and computer engineering

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“Is it just me, or does the sketch of the carjacker really look like Elvis?”

Senior

Civil engineering

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“A ‘Safe Zone’: That zone where right and wrong does not exist. You create your own reality and make your own rules. You set the boundaries, do what you want and become your own God.”

Junior

Horticulture

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“New class posting for commuters: Parking 101, park in-between the little

diagonal lines on the pavement, and not in the middle of the aisle, thanks.”

Junior

Psychology

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“Every time I try to steal that white jeep, the damn alarm has to go off!!!!!”

Freshman

Agricultural business

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“With regard to the reasoning behind the tallest to shortest line during a

fire, taller people burn at the same rate as shorter people. It just takes

longer.”

Graduate student

Journalism and mass

communication

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“To those people on Stange House who are always so grumpy and hostile to people on their way to and from Food Service — lighten up. People will continue to walk through your house whether you like it or not.”

Sophomore

Mechanical engineering

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