Quick Es
March 23, 1998
Letter to the Editor
Quick E of the Day
“Spring Break cannot come back fast enough!”
Senior
Architecture
“If you ask someone if they’re lying and they say yes, can you believe them?”
Sophomore
Computer engineering
“To the sophomore who thought Iowa State’s drug and alcohol problem started with this year’s freshman class, I guess that is why Veishea is dry this
year.”
Freshman
Animal science/pre-vet
“If DPS wants to keep this campus safer, they should worry less about
pulling people over by Mortenson and South Dakota!”
Sophomore
Management information
systems
“Why doesn’t anyone say ‘You’re welcome’ anymore?”
Senior
Civil engineering
“Don’t try to be a great man, just be a man
and let history make its own judgement.”
Senior
Computer engineering
“To the moron who wrote in about hemp — hemp is not the part you smoke, if
it was, I wouldn’t have any jewelry left.”
Junior
Environmental science
“I learned during the break that what the fool does in the end, the wise man does in the beginning.”
Senior
Engineering
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