Letter to the Editor

Quick E of the Day

“If I were a Midwestern meteorologist, I would quit my day job and sell my body on the street corner instead.”

Sophomore

Aerospace engineering

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Sports Quick E of the Day

“I would like to congratulate the ISU wrestlers, especially Trent Hynek and Dwight Hinson, on a great wrestling season.”

Junior

Ag business

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“Never jam your head into a mailbox unless you’re absolutely positive that you’ll be able to get it back out.”

Freshman

Art and design

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“Is anyone else sick of seeing plagiarized Quick Es??? If you don’t have

anything original to say, don’t write in.”

Freshman

Undecided

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“Helser 1457 … please, just say hi to me.”

Freshman

Pre-architecture

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“To all those involved at Towers: Hey, same time and place tomorrow night?”

Senior

Architecture

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“Does the increase in tuition have anything to do with the renovations to

President Jischke’s house?”

Freshman

Liberal arts and sciences

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“For me, the pinnacle of female eroticism appears in a large, soft, jiggly brain paired with an exquisitely-sculpted well-defined intellect!!”

Senior

Anthropology

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“Just your average everyday Wednesday night at Towers.”

Sophomore

Computer science

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