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Quick E of the Day

“We need to dig another lake, put a couple of swans in it and call it Lake Shirley.”

Graduate student

Zoology

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“Did you see President Jischke ‘Gettin’ Jiggy’ at the Dance Marathon?

That was awesome!”

Freshman

Art

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“Watching ‘Jerry Springer’ makes me feel like the most intelligent person on the face of the planet. There should be some kind of amendment

prohibiting the people that appear on that show from breeding.”

Freshman

Animal science

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“Don’t take the beaten path; it’s muddy!”

Freshman

Pre-journalism and mass communication

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“Is it just me, or does anyone else notice the subliminal pornographic image in the current

Domino’s Pizza ad on the back of the Daily?”

Junior

Education

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“Is the university residence association ever going to do anything about the sand that is coming out of our shower faucets?”

Senior

Statistics

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“Quotations from the Daily: ‘More than 38 tornadoes strike Iowa annually.’ ‘There have been 71 tornadoes reported since 1990.’ … you do the math.”

Junior

Exercise and sport science

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“What the hell blew up in Ames just past 4 a.m. Monday morning?”

Senior

Transportation and logistics

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