Letter to the Editor

Quick E of the Day

“A closed mouth gathers no feet.”

Junior

Psychology

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“Marijuana is ‘no different’ than alcohol, nicotine and caffeine??? This guy DOES smoke pot.”

Senior

Electrical engineering

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“You can’t pick your boogers in the library because smearing them is

impolite and eating is against the rules.”

Junior

Biology

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“If men are supposed to be so damn ambitious, how come none of them can figure out how to ask a woman out? Just a question.”

Senior

Forestry

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“To all of those individuals who ‘hock up loogeys’ and spit them out in front of me on the way to class — thanks, it’s a great way to start the day!!!”

Sophomore

Apparel merchandising, design and production

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“Hey, Amber, El Ni¤o just caused hell to freeze over!! So … what are you doing tonight?”

Junior

Management information

systems

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“Tear down Catt Hall … build a six-story parking structure instead! That

way, no more Catt Hall stuff, AND we could reduce on-campus parking

dilemmas!!!!”

Junior

Chemical engineering

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