Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, BILL! What is going on in the white house these days? Sex, lies, audiotape, they say. That’s the key word, isn’t it folks? SEX! (Okay, all the pro-Buchanan psycho-Christians can put this paper down now because it’s only going to get worse.)

It seems that people can’t even look at a person who would be sexually appealing to them without getting charged with sexual harassment or something along those lines. Too bad. I love to look at women (whether or not they are fully clothed is entirely up to them). Is that a crime? If it is, I am proud to admit that I should be sent to jail without passing go OR collecting 200 dollars.

People these days can’t discuss sex without thinking of getting in trouble. A guy (or girl, for that matter) cannot simply go to a bar with the sole purpose of getting laid that night. It just does not happen anymore. If it does, either you are lucky or your companion from the night before is thinking of screaming rape or harassment at the top of their lungs. Can’t say I blame them. After all, they could get money and the feeling of power out of it. Sex, Money and Power. Three words that encompass the Universe between them.

Take poor old Bill for instance. The Prez is really nailed on this one. Everyone wants a piece of this guy, and they are all trying their best to get it. First it was Whitewater. It only dealt with money, and power if you looked at it from the right angle. Then Paula Jones stepped into the mess. Sex reared it’s ugly head and bit down HARD on the Oval Office. Come re-election time, Paula was set on a back burner, and America pretty much decided that her president was doing a good job, regardless of what may or may not have happened in the past.

Now this intern chick, Monica Lewinsky, states that the prez asked her to lie about an affair that supposedly happened. Doesn’t it seem strange that she is the only person at this point that seems to know anything about it in the first place? Oops. I forgot the tape recordings. Anyone who wants to get the prez by the Cajones can forge a couple of audiotapes. (Just my theory, so don’t get your undies in a bunch.)

I say leave the man alone. It’s hard enough being the prez, so lay off and let the man work. This country needs help, and tying our fearless leader down with this B.S. is not the way to get it done.

Dave Andrews

Freshman

Undeclared