And the winner is… DA-kwez-NEE?

Daily Sports Staff

Hey sports fans, it’s time for another Cy’s Eyes, so remember to get your picks into the Daily office in 108 Hamilton Hall by 3 p.m. today to have a chance at winning a free 12-inch pizza from Pizza Pit and a T-shirt from T-Galaxy.

Here are the games for Saturday in case you missed them earlier this week: Nebraska at Kansas, Iowa at Northwestern, Kansas State at Iowa State, Washington at UCLA, Texas Christian at Texas Tech, Auburn at Georgia, Canisius at Duquesne and Brown at Dartmouth.

Don’t forget to include the total points scored in the ISU-K-State game for the tiebreaker and Good Luck!

Jason Howland-Sports Editor

(38-22)

A wide array of games speckles the Cy’s Eyes list this week. It should be enjoyable as I come from behind these last two weeks and kick Mr. Calek in the dust.

First of all, Iowa State will bounce back at home against the Wildcats. K-State’s defense is tough (No. 1) in the nation, but not that great against the run (our forte). Therefore, Troy Davis will run for 207 yards and the mighty Bandhauer(Doxzon)-Williams connection will tally up 150 yards as Iowa State wins in one of the biggest upsets in history, 35-27.

Northwestern will trounce a weak Iowa team, 45-17. Nebraska will continue to roll with a win at Lawrence. UCLA will win at home over the Huskies. TCU will beat Texas Tech on the road. Auburn will stifle Georgia and Brown will beat Dartmouth in the Ivy League Super Bowl.

Finally, the game in which I can’t pronounce either team. I’m going with Duquesne (pronounced DA-kwez-NEE). Don’t even ask me why.

Chad Calek-Asst. Sports Editor

(41-19)

Only two more weeks left and I hold a commanding three game lead over Mr. Howland. Wacka wacka wooooo!

Here we go. Nebraska over Kansas by a truck load. Northwestern over Iowa. The Hawks have no defense. Washington over UCLA. Who cares. Texas Tech over TCU. Auburn over Georgia. Go Dogs!

What the hell is this? Duquesne over Canisius. Why am I even picking these games? Dartmouth over Brown. These picks completely suck!

And to a real game. ISU upsets Kansas State. Oh yes, it will be done!

Cyclones 34, Wildcats 26.

Roger Ossian- T-Galaxy

(36-24)

Troy Davis will get to 2,000 yards this Saturday — the Missouri game will be frosting.

K-State will be overconfident and have a terrible game. The Wildcats will run the wrong way and score for us — punt one backwards — throw 10 interceptions and leave town thoroughly defeated.

Jack Trice Field will be chanting: “Heisman — Heisman — Heisman!”

Other winners: Nebraska, Northwestern, Washington, Texas Tech, Auburn, Canisius, Dartmouth.

Cy – Red funnel person

(37-23)

Hey Cyclone fans, Cy is ready to make his move with two weeks to go in the season.

Troy Davis will rush for 353 yards and have 2,000 yards for the season with one game to go. On the defensive side of the ball, the Iowa State DB’s will shut down the prolific Kansas State passing attack in a 35-10 Cyclone rout.

Northwestern’s defense will show the Hawkeyes a whole lot of hurt in a 28-7 Wildcat mauling.

I think Duquesne will wallop Canisius by a score of 28-14.

Why? I don’t know. I can’t even pronounce either team’s name, let alone tell you anything about them.

In other games, look for Nebraska, Washington, Texas Tech, Auburn and Dartmouth to come out on top.

Tattooed Guru-Meatlicker

(32-28)

Hey there, little people. It’s time for Guru’s Eyes. That’s the name and pickin’s my game. Picking my nose that is. Anyhoo, bare up for another set of winning football.

The Cyclones welcome the Wildcats from the “wheat” state into Jack Trice Stadium. Davis runs for 202, and we wrap up those damn screamin’ cats 28-26.

Nebraska beats Kansas in a hoop-hollering game 42-28, while Northwestern pounds Iowa into the ground 52-35. A little revenge for 21 years of losing. HA HA!

UCLA will beat Washington because everytime I pick the Huskies they lose. Score 18-10.

Georgia upsets a beatable Auburn by 14, 21-7, while Texas Tech beats the Horned Frogs of TCU.

Hell, I would imagine it’s fun beating a frog, 29-17.

In the “Way Cool” games of the week, Canisius loses to Duquesne.

Why? Because Howland can’t pronounce their name. Duquesne 19 — Canisius 14. And Dartmouth will beat Brown because with a name like Brown, ya’ gotta be a loser.

What’s their mascot?

A lump of turd.