Animals

Just like in the movie Mean Girls, all you really need is a headband with some animal ears and then you’re done. Really needs no further explanation, people will just see it and know.

Couples Costumes

A lot of these aren’t slutty at all, but you don’t need them to be. Your partner probably talked you into this one, so there probably wasn’t any input on your end at all. These are almost always cute and cheesy like Disney couples or PB&J or something like that. Something only good for pictures that will absolutely be on your social media pages forever.

Law Enforcement

The options for this one is pretty open, so if you want to be a slutty cop, slutty FBI agent or even a slutty prisoner, they are all somehow available. None of which will actually get you out of legal trouble, but they usually look hot. That in itself makes going around to bars more fun.

Nurse/Doctor

A favorite around this time of year, and really a classy choice if you’re going to any kind of college party. It’s an easy costume for men and a fun costume for women so if you can’t decide on a costume this is a good go to for last minute if there’s still any costumes left that haven’t been swapped out for Christmas decorations at Walmart yet.

Priest/Nun

A great choice really. Very ironic but also hilarious and will get plenty of attention anywhere you go. Good for parties, bars, and your morning class on November first when you wake up late from staying up all night drinking and have an exam in the morning.