1. “Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game.” 

The art of the deal is one of the Donald’s biggest skills.

2. “Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog and will do it again – just watch. He can do much better!”

When celebrities comment on other celebrities, it must be important.

3. “You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write [sic] as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass.” 

I have not heard this in any of my classes, looking for it this semester though.

4. “If I were running “The View,” I’d fire Rosie O’Donnell. I mean, I’d look at her right in that fat, ugly face of hers, I’d say ‘Rosie, you’re fired.’”

Trump has famously hated Rosie O’Donnell for many years and has had multiple public spats with her.

5. “The beauty of me is that I’m very rich.”

Donald Trump claims to have $10 billion, however several sources have had trouble determining the validity behind his claim.

6. “I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

Probably one of the creepiest things you will hear today.

7. “I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.”

Not sure if this is part of the Donald’s obesity stance or not.

8. “You’re disgusting.”

Out of context, this sparks interest. In context, it is even more curious. Trump said this to an opposing lawyer when she asked for a break to pump breast milk.