Top 10 yaks of the week

Yik Yak is an anonymous social media app that allows its users to vent their frustrations and observations onto a geo-tagged feed. Yik Yak is directly aimed at college students and all college campuses are geo-tagged. This means you can only Yak to a certain feed if you are close enough too it. There are hundreds of feeds nationwide. A yak can be upvoted or downvoted. The more ups, the greater the yak. Here are the week’s top yaks from Iowa State:

10) “Thanks campanile for the reminder that Iowa State is actually Hogwarts”

9) “I’m calling places I don’t work and saying I just don’t feel like coming in. I am currently being written up at Target”

8) “To the girl grunting in the Kildee bathroom, I wish you the best of luck”

7) “I’m single by choice. Not my choice, but still”

6) “On a scale of one to Nature Valley granola bar, how much is your life falling apart?”

5) “Even the weather is morning the loss of VEISHEA”

4) “My friend lost all his spoons so I email him with spoon written a dozen times in white so he doesn’t know. Now the computer puts spoon ads everywhere so he thinks his computer can read his mind”

3) “When the teacher asks, “So is there any questions?” and you just sit there because you don’t even know what you don’t know”

2) “Duke was a three seed last year and lost in the first round. They won the championship this year. We were a three seed this year and lost in the first round, so I think this means only one thing for next year…”

1) “We beat Iowa, who beat Rutgers, who beat Wisconson, who beat Kentucky. We beat Kentucky”

The Yak of the week is for entertainment purposes and if you would like to have your Yak nominated, download Yik Yak and start yakking.