Top 10 yaks of the week

Yik Yak is an anonymous social media app that allows its users to vent their frustrations and observations onto a geo-tagged feed. Yik Yak is directly aimed at college students and all college campuses are geo-tagged. This means you can only Yak to a certain feed if you are close enough too it. There are hundreds of feeds nationwide. A yak can be upvoted or downvoted. The more ups, the greater the yak. Here are the week’s top yaks from Iowa State:

10) “Wear a birthday sash to someone else’s birthday party to assert dominance”

9) “Was gonna petition for a men’s studies major, but then I remembered that we have a history department”

8) “How did I survive seven hours of high school a day when now I can barely make it through one 2 hour class”

7) “In honor of VEISHEA we should smash a parking division car”

6) “A bum asked me for money and when I didn’t give it to him he told me to get a job. A BUM TOLD ME TO GET A JOB”

5) “The few, the proud, the 8 AMers”

4) “My doctor told me to eat more Taco Johns… well he said ‘less McDonalds’ but I’m pretty sure I knew what he meant”

3) “Flip cups not cars”

2) “I’m glad I don’t have a thigh gap, I almost dropped my phone into the toilet bit I caught it with thunder and lightning”

1) “The developers of Yik Yak should make some cool animations that happen when you put a -4 yak out of its misery. Like it explodes and disappears”

The Yak of the week is for entertainment purposes and if you would like to have your Yak nominated, download Yik Yak and start yakking.