Top 10 yaks of the week:

Yik Yak is an anonymous social media app that allows its users to vent their frustrations and observations onto a geo-tagged feed. Yik Yak is directly aimed at college students and all college campuses are geo-tagged. This means you can only Yak to a certain feed if you are close enough to it. There are hundreds of feeds nationwide. A yak can be upvoted or downvoted. The more ups, the greater the yak. Here are the week’s top yaks from Iowa State:

10) “Dear couple making out in the half-opened doorway of the bathroom: I hope you realize this romantic moment is no more than 2 feet away from me emptying my intestines”

9) “College: where condoms are free but printing isn’t”

8) “Apparently Mother Nature gave up heat for Lent”

7) College: “Where the difference between 8 a.m. and 9 a.m. is more than an hour.”

6) “Who let me adult? I can’t adult”

5) That’ll go away: “A freshman just told me she gets up at 6 a.m. because ‘it’s natural’ for her”

4) “I’m in college, but I still have to sing the alphabet sometimes”

3) “ISU can build 2 whole apartment complexes, reconstruct an endzone of our football field, and build a new frat before Campustown will ever send someone to fix my sink”

2) “ If I knock up my girlfriend tonight, 12 years from now I won’t have to shovel snow”

1) “Hey ladies if you’re looking for an impressive guy, just look around. Every guy on the ISU campus has as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio”

The Yak of the week is for entertainment purposes and if you would like to have your Yak nominated, download Yik Yak and start yakking.