Halloween jokes
October 30, 2014
Halloween makes a busy time for dentists. Here are a few jokes to give them a laugh during this frightening holiday.
-What does the “Dentist of the Year” get?
Answer: A little plaque.
-Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day?
Answer: To prevent bat breath.
-What kind of toothpaste do vampires buy?
Answer: Ultra-Bite.
-What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Answer: Ice Scream.
-Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
Answer: To improve his bite.