1. If you do something really stupid, you don’t get to blame the alcohol.

2. Water and Gatorade, greasy food and lots of Netflix.

3. If someone buys you a drink, return the favor.

4. Open bars are dangerous games. Play wisely.

5. Never complain about the brand of a free drink. Suck it up, it was free.

6. Beer is food, wine goes with food and cocktails need food.

7. It’s okay to drink alone … but not too often.

8. Don’t lose common respect for people just because you’re inebriated.

9. If after seven drinks the guy/girl you’re checking out is still a five, then give it up. He/she won’t be going up the scale anymore than that.

10. Nobody likes the drunken fighter. Keep a cool head.