8 Iowa State-related Halloween jokes

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A pair of Jack-O’-Lanterns sit on a porch in Copper Beech, lighting up the night as Halloween quickly approaches.

Emily Barske

Here are a few Iowa State related jokes in the hopes that you’ll have a spook-tacular Halloween. Disclaimer, these are bad. 

1. What did Iowa State head coach Matt Campbell say after defeating TCU Saturday? 

Boo-yah!

2. What’s the most popular Halloween drink at Iowa State? 

Apple Cy-der

3. What’s more cursed than a witch’s spell?

The Zodiac

4. What do you call an Iowa State wizard?

A Hilton Magician

5. What do you call a Hawkeye fan trying to be scary? 

A Hallo-weenie

6. What do you call an Iowa State pumpkin? 

A Jack (Trice)-O-Lantern

7. What month does school start at Iowa State? 

A-ghost 

8. How does a werewolf cheer for the Cyclones? 

Go Io-wooooooo State

That’s all folks. I’ll leaves you alone now.