15 Iowa State Valentine’s jokes

Sir Lancelot and Elaine have remained Iowa State icons since their reveal during VEISHEA in 1935. 

Emily Barske

Whether you have a Valentine or not, everyone enjoys jokes, love and seasonal candy. Without further ado:

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Here are 15 Valentine’s Day jokes about Iowa State U.

  1. You’re the Lancelot to my Elaine.

  2. We go together like cardinal and gold.

  3. No matter how many obstacles we face together, at least we’ll never be Hawkeye fans.

  4. There’s no one else I’d rather go campaniling with.

  5. You’re sweeter than a cherry pie.

  6. I’d step on the Zodiac for you.

  7. I love you from Curtiss to Beardshear and back.

  8. My love for you is greater than the number of Cy statues in Ames.

  9. Let’s stick together like a Rice Krispies treat.

  10. [Sweet Caroline playing in the background] You’re “so good, so good, so good’” to me.

  11. You’re prettier than a fall day on Central Campus.

  12. You’re the only one I’d share a Clone Cone with.

  13. There are 36,660 fish in the Cyclone sea, but you’re the only one for me.

  14. You’re more exciting than Hilton Magic.

  15. With you in my life, my heart is fuller than UDCC over the noon hour.