Top 10 yaks of the week

Yik Yak is an anonymous social media app that allows its users to vent their frustrations and observations onto a geo-tagged feed. Yik Yak is directly aimed at college students and all college campuses are geo-tagged. This means you can only Yak to a certain feed if you are close enough too it. There are hundreds of feeds nationwide. A yak can be upvoted or downvoted. The more ups, the greater the yak. Here are the weeks top yaks from Iowa State:

10) “*grabs Walmart intercom* IF DIGORNIOS ISN’T DELIVERY THEN HOW IS IT DELIVERED TO THE STORE *fighting noises* DELIVER IS THE TRUTH”

9) “I’m worried I peaked in 3^rd grade when I was line leader”

8) “Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super fun if you don’t know what either or those things are”

7) “Send your boyfriend a booty pics before you go to sleep then warch you wake up to a five paragraph good morning text in MLA format”

6) “My GPA is higher than gas prices, what a time to be alive”

5) “Prom Date: ‘Match my dress I’ll send you a pic!’ Me: Shows up wearing a white and gold tuxedo. Her: ‘WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU WEARING?”’

4) “Tell a girl that she’s beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she’ll never forget. That’s because elephants never forget”

3) “Nothing ruins your Friday more than realizing it’s Thursday”

2) “Ate a salad for lunch!! Ok, it was mostly croutons and tomatoes. Well one big crouton with tomato sauce. Ok, fine. It was a pizza, I had a pizza for lunch.”

1) “Dentist: When was the last time you flossed? Me: Well, you should know. You were there”

The Yak of the week is for entertainment purposes and if you would like to have your Yak nominated, download Yik Yak and start yakking.