Top 10 yaks of the week: Jan. 31 to Feb. 5


Yik yak

Noah Cary

Yik Yak is an anonymous social media app that allows its users to vent their frustrations and observations onto a geo-tagged feed. Yik Yak is directly aimed at college students and all college campuses are geo-tagged. This means you can only Yak to a certain feed if you are close enough too it. There are hundreds of feeds nationwide. A Yak can be upvoted or downvoted. The more ups, the greater the Yak. Here are the week’s top Yaks from Iowa State:

10. “Built a snowman tonight, got an architecture degree from the University of Iowa”

9. “Bus driver to Asian: ‘I only stopped because that was great hustle you had to catch me and you didn’t fall!’ Asian: *Out of breath looking clueless*”

8. Career Fair Tip: “When you are shaking their hand, go in like you are giving them a hug and whisper into their ear, ‘you smell different when you are awake’. Companies love workers who are dedicated 24/7”

7. “When Cy’s girlfriend is on top, they don’t call it cowgirl they call it Cyride”

6. “A guy fell on the ice and I offered to help him up and he said ‘just… just let me lay here in my shame’”

5. “Describe yourself in two words. Me: Left Shark”

4. “If Iowa State took one dollar from every students tuition, they would have $34,000 dollars to buy salt for these sidewalks”

3. “Hoiberg would have cancelled classes”

2. “I farted in lecture and 4 people turned around. I felt like I was on The Voice.”

1. “I have gotten out of bed 365 days a year for 18 years. That’s 6,570 sit ups. AND not one ab to show for it”

The Yak of the week is for entertainment purposes and if you would like to have your Yak nominated, download Yik Yak and start yakking.