Top Yaks, Feb. 7- Feb. 12

Noah Cary

Yik Yak is an anonymous social media app that allows its users to vent their frustrations and observations onto a geo-tagged feed. Yik Yak is directly aimed at college students and all college campuses are geo-tagged. This means you can only Yak to a certain feed if you are close enough to it. There are hundreds of feeds nationwide. A yak can be upvoted or downvoted. The more ups, the greater the yak. Here are the weeks top yaks from Iowa State:

10) “Friday the 13th before Valentines Day. Coincidence? I think not”

9) “Girl Scout cookie season: infiltrate the dealers, find the supplier”

8) “Its okay batteries. I’m not included in anything either”

7) High School: “Sh** I did this lab wrong. I got 15% error.” College: “Sh* I did this lab wrong I got 823% error”

6) “I feel like the smelly kid in elementary school when somebody would rather stand than still by me on the bus. Then I realize I don’t wanna sit next to you anyways. So suck it.”

5) “When I was a freshman I was scared of 400 level classes.. now I am a senior and I am still scared of 400 level classes”

4) “In 3rd grade I had 30 valentines, I have zero so far this year. Looks like I peaked too early”

3) “Went to Iowa City this weekend and yakked about ISU. Dropped my yakarma like 200 points but still worth it! #cyclonenation”

2) “I got asked out not once, not twice, but zero times this week”

1) “I think I walked over the Zodiac on a visit before orientation five years ago.. I’ve been screwed from the get go”

The Yak of the week is for entertainment purposes and if you would like to have your Yak nominated, download Yik Yak and start yakking.