(source: eonline.com)

1. An ab picture – While we appreciate you have a nice body — maybe, I mean we don’t know for sure because we can’t see anything else — you come off as cocky by just using a picture of your abs.

2. Group picture – Which one are you?????

3. Wedding picture – First off, what …? Secondly, Tinder is basically a dating site. That leaves me a little confused as to why you are using Tinder if you are married, and why you would use your wedding picture as your main photo.

4. Laying in a bath of mysterious green liquid – This is not a joke folks. It has been seen first hand.

5. Same name as my ex-boyfriend – I know that this in no way is your fault. But if it magically did work out between us, double dipping on names is a no-can-do.

6. Mirror selfie picture with a flash – Pretty much just a mirror selfie in general. The flash just makes it all the worse.

7. Only one picture – Is this what you really look like? Is this even you? This could turn out to be a pretty nasty game of catfish.

8. Flipping off the camera picture – You’re so cool.

9. Prom pictures – Are you living that far in the past, or are you still in high school? These are questions I don’t want to wonder.

10. Car pictures – Are you a transformer? If the answer is yes, please specify in your bio.

11. You’re wearing a Hawkeye shirt – Self explanatory.