So you’ve got yourself a dog, huh?

Shelby Kramer

Getting a dog can seem like a great idea, but it’s good to think through all the possible repercussions of actually having to be in charge of a living thing. There’s a lot more to think about than most people assume.

On one side, you’ve got the obvious good reasons: you’ve got companionship, regular exercise/outside time and “someone” to cuddle with. These all seem and are great effects of owning your own pooch, but beware the responsibilities associated with your purchase.

First of all, many dogs snore and/or love cuddling. Keep this in mind when you’re trying to catch a good night’s sleep and you have this weight leaning against you, snoring and sound asleep. Think through this if you like to do homework as many dogs will think it’s time to seek your lap incessantly for a nap and some attention.

Dogs also follow you around, the furry, stalking things. As fun as it is to have “someone” so interested in your life, it can be a bit much when he or she is interested in every move you make when you’re home.

Also, beware the begging. Dogs are notorious to beg and whine for whatever food (and sometimes drink) you have on you. Some dogs are all over you when you’re cooking, or even when you just go to the kitchen.

Dogs have bodies, so they fart too….and they can get raunchy. Dog farts are some of the worst to experience, and sleeping with your pooch nightly increases your chances of being landed with a bomb.

It’s a domestic animal sort of thing to want to chew shit, which can be incredibly annoying and destructive. Many headphones and pillows fall prey to tiny teeth.

Also keep in mind the financial aspect of your dog: food, toys, treats, shots, flea treatments, etc. In the long run, your dog is both an emotional and financial investment.

This goes hand-in-hand with having to take your dog outside. If you don’t have a fenced-in yard or a dog run, be prepared to take your dog on a pee break in any and all weather. Also, picking up the poo is the law in public.

And finally, you own a dog, so it’s your responsibility to care for him or her. This includes feeding, spending time, etc., but it also includes making sure your dog is cared for when you’re away. Extended and overnight trips – or even if you’re just gone for the day – foster a need for a dogsitter or arrangements to care for your pooch while you’re away. Be responsible.