Dead Milkmen. Meat Puppets. Soul Coughing. Save Ferris. Flaming Lips. Insane Clown Posse. They Might Be Giants. Toad The Wet Sprocket.

These are the bands whose CDs you feel tempted to buy solely based on the creativity of their names.

Below is an A to Z list of other real band names that you probably won’t see on any CD racks. (Even if they’re Big in Iowa):

A Box of Fish with Tartar Sauce

Afghanistan Banana Stand

Big in Iowa

Black Jewish Homosexual Experience

Cindy Brady’s Lisp

Colostomy Grab Bag

Diarrhea Juice and the Pepto Kids

Dukes of Hazardous Material

Endangered Feces

Elmer Jacobsen and the Emasculated Cockroaches

Fat Chick from Wilson Phillips

Furious George

Gangsta Bitch Barbie

Grilled Cheese Fiasco

Honest Bob and the Factory to Dealer Incentives

Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of Death

I Love My Shih-Tzu

Iowa Beef Experience

Jehovah’s Waitresses

John Cougar Concentration Camp

Kathleen Turner Overdrive

Kids Who Never Learned to Color Inside the Lines

Lee Press-On and the Nails

Lost Underpants of Doom

Marcia Brady’s Tits

Mr. T. Experience

Nat King Colon

Norman Bates and Shower Heads

Once I Killed a Gopher with a Stick

Operation Cliff Claven

Pissed Off Postmen

Pro-Midget Mafia

Quasimodo and the Eunuchs

Question Mark and the Mysterians

Rage Against the Coffee Machine

REO Speed Dealer

Shot Down in Ecuador, Jr.

Skanorrhea and the Burning Sensations

Temporary Darkening of the Stool

Traveling Dingleberries

Uncle Bob Touched Me

Unstoppable Kamikazee Idiots

Vic Vacuum and the Attachments

Voodoo Meat Bucket

We Need Girlfriends

Wynona Ryders

X-ray Spex

Xena’s Enemy Girl is Hot But I Can’t Remember Her Name

Y-Chromosome Rocker Chicks Except on Sunday

Yoko Homo

Zen For Primates

Zombies Under Stress